Funny employment letter

This is just for Fun…Imagine you own a Company and someone wrotethis kind of letter below to you,What Reply will you send to such person?Read the Later below:-I hereby refer to the recent death of the technical manager at your company, and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.Each time I apply for a job I always get a reply that no vacancy, but in this case I hv caught you red-handed ooh yes korokoro and you have no excuse cos I even attended the funeral to be sure he was actually dead and buried before applying.Attached to my letter is a copy of my c.v, his death certificate and his coffee picture.thank you and I look forward to your by force approval.Yours sincerely,Jeremiah.What Reply will you send to such person? Dropyour comment.